14. When unable to show everyone what a fantastic bowler you are, impress them with your "victory" dance instead.
15. Go home with your man, and laugh while watching "The Darwin Awards".
16. Stay up way too late, pissing around on the Internet and drinking beer.
17. Spend Sunday cooking a lovely, fart-inducing Ukrainian meal for your family. Make a mental note that sauerkraut just may have the power to end relationships, and should only be used when absolutely necessary.
18. Drag out the board games after supper. Lose at Trivial Pursuit. Consider taking Grade Four over again.
19. Hang out in Smyrish's kitchen, drinking water, and talking, before heading to bed to have a good....sleep.
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