Why is it that Revenue Canada expects me to pay them $15.95 to file my taxes online, when I am only getting about $5.00 back from them?
Why is it that every time I am about to go away on a little holiday, I get my period, even if it isn't time?
Why did I not have the balls to argue with the cashier at SARCAN when he so obviously ripped me off my bottle refund?
Why does the bunny feel the need to poop all over the damn place right after I vacuum?
Why am I always out of money when Cousin Mike comes to visit?
Why am I worrying about these things?????