1. Even though I got called in to work this morning, I made $100 I didn't previously have coming to me on payday.
2. The puppy is sleeping.
3. It's the V-Man's birthday, and I get to eat like a pig, and drink like a fish.
4. Typical Quirk is letting me bring Patches to the party, so I don't have to worry about noise complaints.
5. The KFC I had for lunch isn't rotting my insides. Yet.
6. Wedding invites are almost done, and should be out by Monday at the latest.
7. Smyrish has a sweet, sweet ass.