1. Random hot hippie guy chatted me up, told me I was cute, and asked for my phone number while I was pumping gas.
2. I had to tell him no, obviously, but I smiled and giggled about how I "still had it" for the rest of the day.
3. Did I mention I hadn't combed my hair, and was in my sweat pants?
4. I got to come home later that night, and cuddle up to Smyrish.
5. I told him about the hippie guy trying to pick me up, and he threatened to find him and beat him up.
6. Which made me feel super loved, and hot.